A Coffee Bean Story
Was at Takashimaya's Coffee Bean this afternoon with a friend. Coffee Bean's crowded as usual but I managed to spot a table for two so I went up to it. There was this girl (let's call her Yellow since she was wearing a yellow shirt, doesn't deserve a better name anyway) who took a table for 4 next to mine, but I think the cleaning auntie thought she was alone so she separated her table to make 2 tables for 2.
Okay that's fine except when her friend (Red) came, she was wondering why they cannot have a table for 4, so she wanted to join my table to theirs. Took quite a while for the dense kid to realise that I am occupying the table. Singaporean kids are as stupid as the adults; there's no hope for this country.
After they got themselves settled, they took out their homework to do. The cleaning auntie who was there earlier to separate the tables came back and told them to adjourn if they need a place to revise their homework as this is a cafe for people to eat and drink. Red then shot a disgusted look at the auntie and banged her drink down saying she's a customer there as she had ordered a drink and therefore had the right to be there. Okay, fair enough. However, there was no need to get nasty. Yellow started shouting at the auntie, asking for her name yada yada. The auntie couldn't take it anymore and just told Yellow in her face to go ahead and complain. *Big round of applause for auntie*
Half an hour later, the manager came along and asked them if she could separate their tables as they are only 2 but occupying a table for 4 and there are many people waiting for seats. Those 2 lied through their teeth saying their friend was coming soon. Waited another 15mins, and the manager came back to ask if she can separate the tables. Red repeated the lie about their friend coming soon. The manager repeated that there are many people waiting for seats and patiently asked them to let out 2 seats. Should their "friend" arrive she would arrange for the "friend" to have a seat.
Yellow started getting angry and asked to speak to the manager. She did not realise she WAS speaking to the manager. When she found out who she was speaking to, she started accusing the manager of chasing them out of Coffee Bean, questioning the way Coffee Bean treats their customers and asking the manager if she knows that as customers they have the right to be there etc. Look kiddo, you're totally off tangent here. Nobody's chasing you out. The manager was just telling you to count the no. of butts you have and occupy only the necessary number of seats. *roll my eyes* Do you seriously think people would be scared of you just because you take down their names?
Anyway, after the manager left, Yellow started f***ing everything. Such loose morals and she's still young; to think she can f*** in public for all to see and hear. *blush*
Okay that's fine except when her friend (Red) came, she was wondering why they cannot have a table for 4, so she wanted to join my table to theirs. Took quite a while for the dense kid to realise that I am occupying the table. Singaporean kids are as stupid as the adults; there's no hope for this country.
After they got themselves settled, they took out their homework to do. The cleaning auntie who was there earlier to separate the tables came back and told them to adjourn if they need a place to revise their homework as this is a cafe for people to eat and drink. Red then shot a disgusted look at the auntie and banged her drink down saying she's a customer there as she had ordered a drink and therefore had the right to be there. Okay, fair enough. However, there was no need to get nasty. Yellow started shouting at the auntie, asking for her name yada yada. The auntie couldn't take it anymore and just told Yellow in her face to go ahead and complain. *Big round of applause for auntie*
Half an hour later, the manager came along and asked them if she could separate their tables as they are only 2 but occupying a table for 4 and there are many people waiting for seats. Those 2 lied through their teeth saying their friend was coming soon. Waited another 15mins, and the manager came back to ask if she can separate the tables. Red repeated the lie about their friend coming soon. The manager repeated that there are many people waiting for seats and patiently asked them to let out 2 seats. Should their "friend" arrive she would arrange for the "friend" to have a seat.
Yellow started getting angry and asked to speak to the manager. She did not realise she WAS speaking to the manager. When she found out who she was speaking to, she started accusing the manager of chasing them out of Coffee Bean, questioning the way Coffee Bean treats their customers and asking the manager if she knows that as customers they have the right to be there etc. Look kiddo, you're totally off tangent here. Nobody's chasing you out. The manager was just telling you to count the no. of butts you have and occupy only the necessary number of seats. *roll my eyes* Do you seriously think people would be scared of you just because you take down their names?
Anyway, after the manager left, Yellow started f***ing everything. Such loose morals and she's still young; to think she can f*** in public for all to see and hear. *blush*
posted by Yamosh at 6:38 PM
2 Comments:
lol. v entertaining account.
Goodness...if your intense disdain for Singaporeans necessitates such frequent melodramatic rants and slanderous sweeping statements, why don't you piss off to another country? In the long run I am sure it's better for your health and SG coffers. I am sure japan just loves such card carrying japanophilic prudes like yourself. Trust your "nihongo" is up to scratch?
Besides there are more than enough graduate pharmacists coming up the pipeline here in SG. Pls don't feel so obligated to stay here for the all-so-hopeless Singaporeans.
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